Late-Night Jokes About Sarah Palin

After watching David Letterman tonight joke about Sarah Palin I thought there must be a site where all the late night jokes are presented in written form.   Ka-Ching!   (When you visit the site you might want to hit the ‘refresh’ button to get the current jokes about our ‘next president’.)

“In Sarah Palin’s new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, ‘Thank you, God,’ which is the same thing the Democrats said when they first laid eyes on Sarah Palin.” -Conan O’Brien

“Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she’s going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah.” –David Letterman

“But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected.” –David Letterman

“Sarah Palin’s book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.” –David Letterman

“Sarah Palin’s new autobiography doesn’t come out until November, but it is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the website, it says, ‘People who bought this book also bought no other books in their entire life.’” –Jimmy Fallon

“This week Sarah Palin’s memoir became a bestseller. It’s not even out yet and it’s been translated in English.” –Bill Maher

“Sarah Palin’s 400-page memoir is going to be released on November 17th, and it’s called ‘Going Rogue: An American Life.’ And critics say that it starts out okay, it get’s really exciting and then confusing, and then the last 100 pages are blank.” –Jimmy Fallon

“The book costs $24.99, but it has a $5,000 jacket.” –Jimmy Fallon