Wonder If He Makes Her Bark For Food?

So there we were inside Madison’s West Towne Mall when the sight of two people made me look not once, or twice, but stirred my curiosity to such an extent it made me circle around to get still another look.

Sometimes certain sights make me wonder if my bifocals are in need of adjustment.  No matter the angle I looked at them, it was still the same.

The man had a handcuff around his wrist linked to a long chain that was then attached to the leather spiked dog collar around his girlfriend’s neck.  As they walked around the mall the woman acted like she had no self-esteem issues, and the guy acted liked this was how all men should treat their partner. 

Want to hear the best part?

THEY can get married!

Get my point?