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Does Tim Tebow Make You Feel Nauseated?

April 21, 2010

“It’s like having a presidential election with most of the attention going to a congressional race in Montana.”

What a great line. 

Tim Tebow makes me ill, and as such one can only hope the following in bold below comes true.  Tebow’s style and tone are just too much to take, so heaven help us if he gets drafted by the NFL.  Can you see the theatrics he might try to pull as a member of a major team?  There are a number of avenues his PR team can take him if he fails in the NFL.  I am sure if he fails to make the cut there will be many players that will breathe a sigh of relief.  After all, locker-room banter can not be fun with Tebow around.

Yes, the intrigue in the NFL draft, which begins Thursday and lasts longer than your average Icelandic volcanic eruption, this year centers not on the top of the draft, which will surely be led by a conventional quarterback, Sam Bradford of Oklahoma, but on Tebow – who will certifiably not be drafted anywhere in the first round and might not even be drafted at all.

The quarterback, born sickly in the Philippines to missionaries, is one of those people who are not themselves controversial but always seem to get caught up in the middle of stuff. Even back in high school, when he was educated at home, he was one of the more publicized cases in the dispute about whether home-schooled students should be allowed to play on public-school teams.

When concussions became big news, he got a big concussion.

When he starred in a pro-life commercial with his mother, otherwise sensible adversaries wanted to temporarily void the First Amendment to prevent the commercial’s airing during the Super Bowl.

Tebow’s coach, Urban Meyer, a man who has admitted the pressure might be getting to him, proved it recently by publicly upbraiding a sportswriter for correctly quoting a teammate who had dared say that, by comparison, Tebow might not be “a real quarterback.”

4 Comments leave one →
  1. GB Hero permalink
    April 22, 2010 9:19 PM

    No surprise to football fans, Tim Tebow goes to the Denver Broncos in the 1st round.

  2. GB Hero permalink
    April 22, 2010 8:59 AM

    Ok I really did not get the point of the post but now that I read Leons comment I understand its an attack on his morals and christian values. I agree how dare he and his mom make a commercial saying how special life is when it is much easier just to kill unwanted babies.

  3. Leon permalink
    April 21, 2010 8:50 PM

    He claims to be a virgin. Now I ask you what gives with that crap? There might be a reason for that, and yeah the lockerroom talk would be no fun with the pew boy around.

  4. gatorman permalink
    April 21, 2010 8:47 PM

    You might be right as Tebow has decided not to attend the NFL draft in New York City and instead will watch it at his home in Jacksonville. He is clued in to the facts and this might be a sign.

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