Response To Major League Baseball Fan Club Mailing

A friend received a mailing to become a member of a baseball fan club.  With disgust over the state of major league baseball he used the enclosed self-addressed and postage paid envelope to mail back his thoughts about the sport.  It was such a perfectly-pitched response I post it here on CP.

Let’s see,

You have an old coot commissioner who refuses to do anything when someone is robbed of a no-hitter game and record,

Your sport is riddled by drug-enhanced players and their records stand,

There’s talk of getting a crook and gambler reinstated in the game so he can be in the hall of fame,

Your All-star game will be played in a state next year where half the star players could be stopped on the street and asked for their papers because of who they are and how they look, but dumb-ass Bud won’t change his mind on venue,

The owners continually extort new stadiums from cities where the money could be better spent on improving peoples’ education and health (e.g. St. Petersburg , Chicago, Milwaukee)

Call me when you have this figured out, butt-heads.