For The Crazy Bride---Bleach Bottle Flower Holder

Would be funnier if not true.

 A bottle of supermarket brand bleach goes a long way but leaves behind a lot of plastic to recycle. Instead of sending it to the recycling bin, up-cycle it into a bridal shower gift. After completely cleansing the inside of the bottle with hot water (fill and let soak for several minutes, pour out, then fill again), peel off any paper or sticker labels. If the bleach label is painted on, spray paint or paint the bleach bottle white and let dry. Decorate the outside of the bottle with the bridal shower theme, such as pink polka dots or cupcakes, then add a cluster of faux flowers (remnants of bleach may harm fresh flowers) and present the bride with a lasting gift.