Mitt Romney Has A Binder Problem
If you want some great political reading go to Amazon and look up ‘binders’.
The fallout from Mitt Romney’s demeaning statements about women at the last debate has made for some interesting feedback from around the nation. You know it is the topic of the week when it reaches to the reviews for a product on Amazon.
As a wife and mother, I LOVE this binder. It keeps me in my place, allows me to
get dinner ready on time, AND only costs 72% of the more masculine version. Some
people might think it’s sexist, but sheesh, I’m not binding my feet, just my
brain. Extra bonus, if you sit on it just right, it can act as an effective
method of birth control! Full disclosure: I submitted this under my husband’s
account, with his full permission. He is the head of our household, and the
owner of the binder.
As a woman, I’m not adept at making decisions that concern me. So when I need
the right choice, I turn to the presidential candidate that KNOWS. One with
prideful experience in this department. I don’t want to be filed away in an
inferior & confusing electronic doohickey that I couldn’t possibly
understand. Or heaven forbid, have a man ask for & listen to my ideas! I’d
much rather rely on this top of the line, 1980s style, Avery Durable binder.
It’s the choice America can trust. My education, my ideas, my opinions, my
choices, please PLEASE keep them safely stored away here and far away from the
men that might fear them (I mean, want to use them to hire me somedaynever). I’d
write more about this most useful product, but it’s time I hurry home to make
Maybe it’s just my women, but they don’t seem to want to fit into the space I’ve
designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even
getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors
would help, but it doesn’t seem to slow them down anymore.
I’m going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her.