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“Seen Some Nice Strippers”, Vomits, Crashes SUV Into Club, Blames Martians

July 8, 2010

I think blaming the Martians was the last essential ingredient to this story.

Police said Keith Rasmussen, 50, of Racine, was asked to leave Vision’s Night Club after he vomited in the VIP area. Rasmussen got in his SUV in the parking lot, put it in reverse and slammed it into the front of the building, authorities said. A witness told police he and a woman had to jump out of the way to avoid being hit. 

After hitting the building, Rasmussen’s vehicle jumped the curb and drove down East Washington at a high rate of speed, according to police. A concerned citizen called 911 after seeing Rasmussen’s SUV pull into a parking lot at a high speed.

When police made contact with Rasmussen in the parking lot, they asked him how he was doing. Rasmussen said, “Not good,” but he had “seen some nice strippers.” Police said Rasmussen then denied driving the SUV, telling police Martians helped get him to his current location.  

Rasmussen was arrested on suspicion of operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, reckless driving, hit and run, and entering or leaving a controlled access unlawfully. 

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