CEO’s Raking In Cash, National Unemployment Rate 9%

How is life on Main Street USA?

Who cares….as the CEO’s of this nation are doing very well, thank you kindly.

“CEO pay exceeds pre-recession level,” by AP Business Writer Rachel Beck: “In the boardroom, it’s as if the Great Recession never happened. CEOs at the nation’s largest companies were paid better last year than they were in 2007, when the economy was booming, the stock market set a record high and unemployment was roughly half what it is today. The typical pay package for the head of a company in the Standard & Poor’s 500 was $9 million in 2010 … That was 24 percent higher than a year earlier, reversing two years of declines. Executives were showered with more pay of all types – salaries, bonuses, stock, options and perks. The biggest gains came in cash bonuses: Two-thirds of executives got a bigger one than they had in 2009, some more than three times as big.”

Oddities From First Republican Presidential Debate

There was absolutely no reason to spend any time watching what was billed as the first debate among Republican presidential contenders Thursday night on FAUX News.   The candidates that did show up were not even contenders for vice-president, let alone able to sit in the Oval Office. OMG!  All the heavy hitters on that side of the aisle either did not show up, or have not yet announced their candidacies.

So those viewers who were somehow suckered into watching were left with re-treads like Ron Paul or surprised there was even a person named  Herman Cain… and damn if he is not black…..and a Republican!  

New York magazine pulled together the greatest oddities about these guys who seemed to have no other plans for a Thursday night and posted them today.

Nicest Thing Anyone Said About President Obama:
“I do congratulate President Obama for the fine job he did …. He did a good job and I tip my cap to him in that moment.” — Tim Pawlenty on President Obama’s role in killing Osama bin Laden.

Number of Candidates Who Wouldn’t Have Released That Gross Photo of Osama bin Laden:
One — Herman Cain

Number of Times Ronald Reagan Was Mentioned by Name:
Only twice, in consecutive sentences, when Tim Pawlenty pointed out that Reagan once bombed Qaddafi but didn’t succeed in killing him.

Number of Times George W. Bush was mentioned by name:
Six

Number Times the Word “Socialism” Was Used:
Zero

Number Times the Word “Obamacare” Was Used:
Twice (Rick Santorum)

References to The Founders:
One (Rick Santorum)

Number of Separate Occasions That Pawlenty Mentioned That He Grew Up In a “Meatpacking Town”:
Two

Most Crowd-Pleasing One-Liner:
Herman Cain, in defending his lack of any political experience, notes that Washington is full of people with political experience, and “how’s that working for you?”

Best Non Sequitur:
“I’m not in favor of a timetable. I’m in favor of tomorrow, and I realize that tomorrow may take several months.” — Gary Johnson, on withdrawing from Afghanistan.

Biggest Dodge:
Herman Cain doesn’t have a position on Afghanistan because he’s not president yet.

Most Disingenuous But Appealing Proposal:
Herman Cain suggests achieving energy independence by drilling for more domestic oil. (Wouldn’t work.)

Most Unexpected Impression:
Ron Paul impersonating someone who really wants some heroin.

Meanest Thing Said About the United Nations:
The United Nations is a “pathetic organization.” — Tim Pawlenty

Amount of Time It Took For It to Be Noted That Mitt Romney Wasn’t in Attendance:
22 minutes

Amount of Time That It Looked Like Rick Santorum Was Clenching His Jaw:
All the time.

Best, and Only, Apology:
Tim Pawlenty on previously supporting cap and trade: “I was wrong, it was a mistake, and I’m sorry.”

Strangest Prediction:
Ron Paul on closing Guantanamo and secret prisons: “Why do we have to move in the direction of giving up the right of habeus corpus, which some day, if we’re not careful, will affect American citizens? We should treat the people the way we think we might be treated in dire circumstances, and our dire circumstances are moving right along because we may have real trouble in this country and we may be subject to this same type of treatment.”

Most Baseless Reassurance:
Will the country default if the debt ceiling isn’t raised? “Probably not,” says Ron Paul.

Greatest Insult:
Gary Johnson having to beg the moderators to stop ignoring him, in a debate featuring Herman Cain, Rick Santorum, Tim Pawlenty, and Ron Paul.

Biggest Shot at Potential GOP Savior Mitch Daniels:
“Anybody that would suggest that we call a truce on moral issues doesn’t understand what America is all about.” — Rick Santorum

Discussion Most Appropriate For a Presidential Debate in 1948:
Rick Santorum clarifying that he doesn’t actually think it’s wrong for women to work outside of the home.

Most Embarrassing Question (for Fox News):
Asking Gary Johnson what his reality show would be like if he had one.

Most Awkward Reference to Sarah Palin:
Gary Johnson, struggling to answer the stupid reality show question: “I don’t think it would be Sarah Palin’s show, crawling on her hands and knees in Alaska.”

Most Orange Tie:
Tim Pawlenty, Herman Cain, Ron Paul (tie)