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Michele Bachmann To End All Porn, Rainy Mondays, And Burnt Toast

July 9, 2011

This is a hoot!  Michele Bachmann is going to ban all porn!  I also do not like the ratio of raisins to bran in my cereal….might there also be a law…

Creepy conservatives who want to micro-manage the sexual affairs of a nation need to be slapped back into place.  That there is no way for Michele Bachmann to win the nomination, or for her to skirt that little thing called the First Amendment, makes this story nothing more than a snicker fest.

But the audacity for this woman to stand and make such statements, and think she is anywhere near the par required to be a serious candidate for office, let alone President of the United States, is most remarkable.

No doubt there are simple followers of Michele Bachmann who are now furiously writing checks and getting their scarlet letters pressed and ready to be pinned on fellow citizens.  There are always some that never stayed for the full history course in school that now wish to control the whole country.

Shame on Michele Bachmann!

This is insane.

“The Marriage Vow – A Declaration of Dependence upon Marriage and Family,” sponsored by the Family Leader, an Iowa-based conservative organization, equates same-sex marriage with bigamy and polygamy and calls on candidates to promise to be faithful to their spouses.

The two-page pledge includes a “Declaration of Dependence on Marriage and Family” that blames several factors for the deterioration of traditional marriage including “quickie divorce” and unmarried couples living together. The pledge also describes homosexuality as a choice and not genetic.

“This debasement [of marriage] continues as a function of adultery; ‘quickie divorce;’… [and] anti-scientific bias which holds in complete absence of empirical proof that not non-heterosexual inclinations are genetically determined,” reads the pledge.

Candidates, like Bachmann who sign the pledge, vow  “vigorous opposition to any redefinition of the Institution of Marriage…through statutory, bureaucratic, or court-imposed recognition of intimate unions which are bigamous, polygamous, polyandrous, same-sex.”

They also recognize that “married people enjoy better health, better sex.”

Can you see the jokes Jay Leno can tell over this!

One Comment
  1. ami permalink
    July 10, 2011 7:52 AM

    The US Presidency is not a talent contest, it’s a ‘who can raise the most money and buy the office’ contest. It also doesn’t hurt to have a Supreme Court who can appoint a person to the job.

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