Finally, Someone Blames ‘The Gays’ For Hurricane Sandy

I have been waiting for the real cause of Hurricane Sandy to be reported in the news for days.  But you know that ‘damn liberal media’ only wants to paint the monster storm as more evidence of climate change.

But edumacated people know better!

The real cause for Hurricane Sandy is a direct result of those folks with nice shoes and trimmed facial hair who know what temperature to serve brie.

But do you think liberal CNN would cover that fact?


But thankfully Chaplain John McTernan who has a hair cut that proves he goes nowhere near a gay barber is brave enough to venture forth with the truth.

This plump puritan says the storm must be God’s judgment on gays, and punishing President Obama for coming out in support of marriage equality.

But McTernan is more than just a culture warrior, he is also an international prophet.  He believes ever since George Bush Sr. signed the Madrid Peace Process to divide the land of Israel in 1991, America has been under God’s judgment.

That proves how stupid I have been all these years.  I thought God had doomed America back when we had the audacity to add fluoride to the drinking water.

I was not aware that America was under the pro-homosexual agenda given the lack of full civil rights that still impacts all gay couples, but McTernan  knows better.

For all the misguided anger directed at gays from folks like McTernan at least we still have respect for those born without a full frontal lobe, and allow them to have freedom to drool horse-rot in public.

John McTerna is proof of that.

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