I knew someone would want to know.
Newton’s first pitch made it all the way to home plate, but on a bounce.
(Strange fact you may have never known…the only person I ever stood in line for to get tickets was Wayne, and while I did get third row the best part were the blue-hairs that brought cookies and were sitting alongside me before the sales started.)
Cubs had 6-3 victory over the Pittsburgh Pirates Friday and I think we know why…
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he’s had so much plastic surgery, I think I see his belly button on his chin!
That`s funny. I recall Joan Rivers once remarking about Robert Redford`s sloppy plastic surgery, and suggesting he needed a name tag. Perhaps the same could apply to Wayne? I would not recognize him from these photos absent your identifying the singer.