New York Mayor Bill de Blasio Is A Sleepy-Head

Just one of those amusing stories that makes for a fun news day.  Truth of the matter is New York Mayor Bill de Blasio needs a scheduler who will keep him on task and on time.  His missteps with time can not continue.


“The sleepy mayor of The City That Never Sleeps can now rest easy with this noisy new alarm clock. A New York Post reporter presented the perennially tardy mayor with the much-needed, retro-styled, enameled-metal ticker on Thursday … In an abundance of caution, the clock has no snooze button. … On Thursday, the mayor smiled graciously — even commenting, ‘Ah, West Elm,’ when told of the clock’s provenance, which was calculated to fit in with Gracie Mansion’s other new furnishings, all donated by the Brooklyn store. … For good measure, the New York Republican State Committee sent the Democratic mayor two cans of Red Bull.” 

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