New York Mayor Bill de Blasio Is A Sleepy-Head


Just one of those amusing stories that makes for a fun news day.  Truth of the matter is New York Mayor Bill de Blasio needs a scheduler who will keep him on task and on time.  His missteps with time can not continue.

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“The sleepy mayor of The City That Never Sleeps can now rest easy with this noisy new alarm clock. A New York Post reporter presented the perennially tardy mayor with the much-needed, retro-styled, enameled-metal ticker on Thursday … In an abundance of caution, the clock has no snooze button. … On Thursday, the mayor smiled graciously — even commenting, ‘Ah, West Elm,’ when told of the clock’s provenance, which was calculated to fit in with Gracie Mansion’s other new furnishings, all donated by the Brooklyn store. … For good measure, the New York Republican State Committee sent the Democratic mayor two cans of Red Bull.” 

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