Where Is Russian President Vladimir Putin?

Silly season or a slow news day?

Russian President Vladimir Putin has not been seen in public for more than a week.  Which has led to some colorful ideas.

New York Post: “Putin hasn’t been seen in public for more than a week — and rampant speculation over the Russian president’s whereabouts took a wild turn on Friday with reports he was in Switzerland for the birth of his secret daughter.”

Daily Mail: “Vladimir Putin is ‘alive’ but ‘neutralised’ as shadowy security chiefs stage a stealthy coup in Moscow, it was claimed last night.”