Get Ready To Hoot Over Latest Sarah Palin News
Donald Trump says in a Facebook post that he’ll have a “special guest” at an Iowa event tomorrow. Early speculation is that Sarah Palin will endorse Trump at the rally. Think of it–all the rocket scientists on the same stage.
Would it not be wise to divide up the brain trust and not allow them to both stand on the same stage so– God forbid–anything should happen they both would not be lost. Then how would the Republican Party ever find their way forward to electoral success in 2016? This same type of thinking was employed by keeping Dick Cheney in a bunker following 9/11 and is repeated during every State of the Union address to make sure the government will still function in case of some unforeseen event.
With this desperate political move by Trump to rub up against Palin we have more reason than ever to think a Trump rally supporter may not be an actual caucus voter. To willing place yourself alongside the shallow and empty-headed Palin means that you need to scrape down where the dog crap resides on the underside of shoes for votes. Something is very shaky with some internal numbers for Trump if he feels a need to slump so low as to hang out with the Wasilla Hillbilly.
I hope Palin has time to read her Scholastic Weekly Reader so to be prepared to talk on the issues. She might gulp a few big soft drinks so she can preform her cat-call walk and wink at the old needy men in the audience in her bid to lure them to a caucus. She might ask the geezers who drool at her, “Is that a side-winder missile in your pants fella, or are you just happy to be this close to the Republican version of the Titanic?”
The winners to his move are, of course, the late night talk show hosts who can basically just read the headlines and let the howls of laughter come from the audience. Is it any wonder why the GOP is laughed at and scorned by the general election type voter?