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Ben Carson Takes Stained Underwear To Florida Following Loss In Iowa

February 1, 2016

I have watched politics for decades and never have I heard of such a crazy move as that which has taken place tonight in the Ben Carson campaign.

While credible candidates are flying the red-eye special to New Hampshire to launch a frantic week of speeches and stumping for votes Carson is heading home to get a change of clothes.  His campaign announced that he will leave Iowa and head to Florida to get some clean clothes.

More likely after the drubbing this limp-brained candidate made in Iowa he is taking his stained undies back for a wash and bleaching.    There is no plausible path for him to have anything short of a political implosion in New Hampshire should be stay in the race.  His lack of foreign policy expertise and his shortage of common sense about domestic policy makes him great fodder for the late night shows, but a poor choice for even the most lame-brained conservative.

It is time for Carson to strap his cart to another money making horse–the American public is not interested in paying him for elective office.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. February 3, 2016 1:54 PM

    You epitomize the angry white male in 2016. You have been through so much…..

  2. February 3, 2016 11:24 AM

    oddly never had the chance but then I am not a minority who gets special treatment and privileges, I have to earn everything I have I don’t get the government making special laws just for me

  3. February 3, 2016 12:01 AM

    But Carson still stained his briefs on caucus night to the point he had to exit to Florida. And he is so limp-brained that he makes statements like gayness must be a choice, because prisoners who are raped come out gay, and the Big Bang is a ‘fairy tale”. So yes I will take my years in broadcasting and wear them with pride. That and politics was all I ever wanted to do and was able to fulfill both of my ambitions. By the way, have you ever sat in the broadcast booth for a Green Bay Packer game? I have.

  4. February 2, 2016 9:39 PM

    Dr Ben Carson – As a surgeon, he specialized in traumatic brain injuries, brain and spinal cord tumors, achondroplasia, neurological and congenital disorders, craniosynostosis, epilepsy, and trigeminal neuralgia

    Gregory A. Humphrey – Worked at WDOR

    And Greg thinks Dr Carson is “limp-brained”

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