Ben Carson Takes Stained Underwear To Florida Following Loss In Iowa
I have watched politics for decades and never have I heard of such a crazy move as that which has taken place tonight in the Ben Carson campaign.
While credible candidates are flying the red-eye special to New Hampshire to launch a frantic week of speeches and stumping for votes Carson is heading home to get a change of clothes. His campaign announced that he will leave Iowa and head to Florida to get some clean clothes.
More likely after the drubbing this limp-brained candidate made in Iowa he is taking his stained undies back for a wash and bleaching. There is no plausible path for him to have anything short of a political implosion in New Hampshire should be stay in the race. His lack of foreign policy expertise and his shortage of common sense about domestic policy makes him great fodder for the late night shows, but a poor choice for even the most lame-brained conservative.
It is time for Carson to strap his cart to another money making horse–the American public is not interested in paying him for elective office.