Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley “made perhaps his most heartfelt apology yet on Monday, repeatedly asking the people of Alabama for forgiveness for the scandal that has engulfed his administration”. So reports the Birmingham News.
The old lothario pleaded akin to how Jimmy Swaggart might have done so by saying “I’ve asked God to forgive me because that’s the most important thing. I want back in His fellowship. And so I asked God to forgive me. But I asked other people to again forgive me and I’ve already done that and I have truly asked the people of this state – they’re the folks who love me and are the best people in the world – I have asked them to forgive me.”
But all through his political spin remarks Bentley never stated what he needed forgiveness for doing.
Hey Mr. Hands-On-A-Woman’s-Breasts-Other-Than-Your-Wife’s…………resign already.