I Humbly Ask The Same Of My Blog Readers

A prosperity gospel televangelist from Louisiana says Jesus has asked him to buy a new private jet.

Jesse Duplantis, leader of Jesse Duplantis Ministries and the owner of three other private jets, is asking his followers to chip in so his ministry can purchase a new jet which is to cost about $54 million.

In a video Duplantis says the planes get him closer to the Lord — both literally and figuratively — and he had a divine conversation in which Jesus asked for the new aircraft by name.

“It was one of the greatest statements the Lord ever told me, he said, ‘Jesse do you want to come up where I’m at?'” the minister says. “‘I want you to bleed me for a Falcon 7X.'”

For my blog readers I simply ask for the bills to be in larger amounts so I do not need to make so many trips to the bank.  And driving less in my car will save on the carbon footprint—-which I will be creating BIG TIME once I take to the air!

Thanks, and just remember this is what Jesus wants.

8 thoughts on “I Humbly Ask The Same Of My Blog Readers

  1. Mark E. Bye

    Amazing! I had the very same discussion with Jesus, and s/he told me that we could get closer if I had an oceanside condo just north of Lahaina, Maui. He wasn’t as specific about the name or the price (and although I do believe it would be much less than $54M, I’m sure it would still run somewhere in the seven figure neighborhood). Anyone interested in helping the Lord and I get closer can PM me to arrange for your “bleed”.

  2. Vice President AFSCME Local 6000

    I believe you need millions for hand massages in order to continue writing! Here here!

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