Wonder what news the Crumbley family will have to write in their holiday letter this year.
‘The summer was dryer than normal, and that ole tree out back sure looks the worse for wear now that it lost another climb. Oh, yeah, our son killed four people after we bought a gun for him as an early holiday present. We decided that holing up in a warehouse was cheaper than a trip to Yellowstone and that sure made us popular coast-to-coast.
Hope all is good with you, and if you find any quarters in your couch please mail for our family defense fund. It will be a whopper next year! Do you think we all will look odd wearing orange for next year’s letter?
The New Wards of the State