Whizzing Made Possible At Rally To Restore Sanity Thanks To Larry King

When America whizzes all will be thanking Larry King!

Daytime diva Oprah Winfrey gave Jon Stewart transportation to bring his studio audience from New York to his upcoming Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear on the Mall in Washington later this month.

CNN primetime anchor Larry King gave Stewart a portable toilet.

“There’s some controversy about whether there are portable potties at the rally,” Larry King said while interviewing Stewart on his CNN show Wednesday night about the rally, Stewart’s new book (“Earth”) and the midterm elections.

“We have been in contact with the Porta-Potty people,” Stewart said. “Right now they say they are ‘efforting’ Porta-Pottys. We will have toilets — they may not be enclosed. I guess what I’m saying is we will either have toilets, or we will have shovels.”

“Well we have something for you,” King said. “I wanted to do my bit, for the rally attendees. This will be shipped to you. Open the curtain, please!”

Down comes the curtain, revealing a brand-spanking-new traveling toilet.

“There it is! The first potty for the rally!” King bragged

“Is that the hyperbaric chamber that they store you in when you’re not working?” Stewart asked.

“I don’t know if you know this, but you can get Porta-Pottys pretty easy — we’ve got a ton of them,” Stewart broke the news gently to King. “Can we still take this one? We will delineate it as yours. I’m honored.”

“You don’t know what to say, do you?” King cackled gleefully. “Jon Stewart is stumped!”

“You know what — that’s the one I’m gonna use,” Stewart said. “You’re a good man.”

“Rally To Restore Sanity” Slated For October 30 In Washington, D.C.

Glenn Beck is about to made a fool. (Again.)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery– or at least that’s what Glenn Beck will be hoping for when he hears this news. Tonight, Jon Stewart announced the “Rally to Restore Sanity“: a march on Washington for people who have better things to do than march on Washington. Naturally, Stewart’s rally will have competition: the “March to Keep Fear Alive,” led by Stephen Colbert.

So who is invited to this march? According to the website, anyone who would otherwise not attend rallies on principle:

We’re looking for the people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat; who feel that the loudest voices shouldn’t be the only ones that get heard; and who believe that the only time it’s appropriate to draw a Hitler mustache on someone is when that person is actually Hitler. Or Charlie Chaplin in certain roles.

Are you one of those people? Excellent. Then we’d like you to join us in Washington, DC on October 30 — a date of no significance whatsoever — at the Daily Show’s “Rally to Restore Sanity.” Ours is a rally for the people who’ve been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs) — not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority.

Video: The Complete Jon Stewart And Jim Cramer Interview

Must see T.V.  Jim Cramer is destroyed.  This was just remarkable, and we all salute Jon Stewart.