Levi Johnston Thinks Bristol Palin Terrible Parent, Tripp’s Anti-Gay Slur One Reason Levi Seeks Full Custody

Sarah Palin’s clan makes headlines once again.  If Sarah Palin did not whore around the nation so much in search of fame and money she might have more of an impact on her family in Alaska–Lord knows they need help!

It is well known that the Palins have never been known for being particularly gay-friendly — and unfortunately, it seems as if the youngest member of the family is following in the footsteps of his elders.

A newly-released clip from the Lifetime reality series “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp” shows Tripp Palin uttering a homophobic slur when mom Bristol and aunt Willow won’t let him visit the swimming pool.

Now, Levi’s had enough — telling TMZ, he’s been watching the show and is “disgusted” by his son’s language and behavior. Levi says his son is on a “downward spiral” and getting “no real parenting.”

Levi tells us, Tripp “deserves a better family” than what Bristol and the rest of the Palins are providing — adding, “I love my son more than anything … and I will do whatever it takes to make sure he is raised the right way.”

To ensure that happens, Levi dropped by the courthouse in Wasilla, Alaska this week to pick up all the necessary paperwork to obtain full custody of Tripp — and he plans to file it ASAP.

New Version Of Why (Not How) Bristol Palin Got Pregnant

Wasilla Hillbillies.  The whole lot of them.

Levi Johnston says when Bristol found out her mother, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, was expecting a baby she said she should be having a baby, not her mother. He says she told him in March 2008, “let’s get pregnant.”

His book, “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs,” comes out Sept. 20.

In Bristol Palin’s own book, “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far,” released last June, she says she lost her virginity to Johnston on a camping trip when she got drunk on wine coolers, a claim Johnson disputes in his own book.

Johnston says he had “been too dumb” to use protection while dating Bristol but knew having a baby was “what she wanted.”

Johnston said when Sarah Palin first learned of the teen pregnancy she laughed, thinking it was a joke. He writes it was her husband, Todd Palin, who really showed his anger, raising his voice and telling him he needed to quit school and get a job.

Yes, quitting school is always the answer for a better life…

Levi Johnston Not Running For Mayor

With his writing career taking off–and all–there just isn’t time!

Levi Johnston has put off his political career for now, deciding that he is not going to run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

Cover Design Revealed: Levi Johnston Has Fun With Book That Will Expose Sarah Palin

I thought at first the Onion had done the work for the cover of this book by Levi Johnston.  But when I searched Amazon and found this is for real.  This is not the way I would have approached the project, but then Levi is Levi.  Having said that I bet there will be pages in the book that will make Sarah Palin squirm right out of her tramp-like boots.

Here’s the cover to Levi Johnston’s new book, “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs.” You can pre-order the book on Amazon, which describes the literary masterpiece as this:

“Levi Johnston sets out to clear his name, shed light on the Palins, and take us all up to Wasilla to see what it is like to grow up in Alaska.”

Mayor Levi Johnston Of Wasilla, Alaska!

I plan to be the pope.

Levi Johnston is setting his sights on the dysfunctional family business.

Johnston will run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska — yes, the same job that propelled Sarah Palin to governor of that state (and later, the vice presidential nomination) — in a new reality project being pitched by Stone and Co.

“Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office” will center on Johnston’s newfound fame as the baby daddy to Palin’s grandson, Tripp.

Johnston will trade on that notoriety to make his run for Wasilla City Hall — when he’s not pursuing a career in Hollywood, of course.

Stone and Co. are already shooting the show’s pilot and have started pitching the show to networks.

Johnston admitted that he wasn’t thrilled at first about the mayoral campaign concept, which was pitched to him by Stone’s Scott Stone and David Weintraub.

“But the more I think about it and look into it, I think there’s a possibility we can make it happen,” Johnston said of his political prospects. “It’s something that I want to do.”

Sarah Palin Hopping Mad As Levi Johnston Prepares To Tell More Secrets

Every day is a joy when we have Sarah Palin to brighten our world……

“It was bad enough that this kid everyone thinks is stupid has already caused Sarah and her family great shame, telling everyone her secrets. Now, she fears he is going to do it all over again. Who knows what family business sweet Bristol told him when they briefly got back together.”

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Break Up…Again…..

The latest chapter of  The Wasilla Hillbillies!

They sure can freeze you out fast in Alaska — take it from Bristol Palin, who, in a matter of hours, called off her engagement to baby daddy Levi Johnston and has reportedly moved back in with her parents, Sarah and Todd Palin.”It’s over. I broke up with him,”  Bristol told People magazine on Monday. “I need a man who’s going to be completely honest with me and someone who loves me and Tripp and wants to be with him all the time.”

The ring is off, and Bristol has already decamped for the Palin compound with the aforementioned Tripp, the couple’s 19-month-old son, says TMZ.

Johnston’s manager Tank Jones told the outlet he feels the split was caused by “misinformation” — likely referring to a recent story claiming Johnston impregnated an ex-girlfriend, which both Johnston and the girl in question have denied.

Jones went on to say that, in time, he believes the pair will reconcile. For now, Johnston will continue to co-parent Tripp and keep up with “financial obligations.” 

Does this seem like it’s a misunderstanding, or was this just doomed from the start? Tell us in the comments section below.

Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston To Star In Reality TV Show?

The Wasilla  Hillbillies!

Last week in a snarky post I mused on the wedding plans of  Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston.  “I think someone, somewhere must be thinking….this would be a great reality TV show.”

Would you believe the news here…..

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are hoping to launch a reality show about their upcoming wedding and life as newlyweds with son, Tripp, 2. But network honchos aren’t enthusiastic. “Don’t think we should do it. Neither of them have personalities,” said one cable honcho.

But Levi will bring in his sister and other relatives to make it work. One online commenter said of their reunion, “When you have no way to come up with $1,700 a month in child support . . . and there aren’t any other jobs out there . . . options are limited.”