Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston Star In Latest Version Of Parent Trap

And they all lived happily ever-after!  I mean, what possibly could go wrong with Sarah Palin in the mix?  There is just no commentary that is needed for this crazy bunch from Wasilla, Alaska.    To put a large group of dysfunctional trailer-park types in one family and let them struggle for the top is just too hilarious.  I think someone, somewhere must be thinking….this would be a great reality TV show.   Anyone care to make a bet?  There is always money and opportunity when any of these Alaska hillbillies hatch ideas.

The most amazing real-life soap opera of our times has taken a new twist: Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged.

Make that two twists: They apparently shared the news with US Weekly before her mom.

There they are on the magazine’s cover, holding their 18-month-old son Tripp and explaining how they got back together after the most famous teenage breakup ever. Engaged during her mother’s vice-presidential campaign, they parted shortly after their son’s birth, and the split quickly turned tabloid-ugly. But they said they bonded again while trying to work out a custody plan three months ago.

“I really thought we were over,” he told the magazine, but feelings changed when they went for a walk with their son. Nothing really happened then, she said, but he later texted her saying that he misses her and wanted her back. “I was in shock,” she told US.

This begins to explain Levi’s recent public apology to the Palin family. Bristol acknowledged that her mother didn’t know they were back together yet: “It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be.”

New Book Will “Air The True Story Of The (Sarah) Palin Household”

I am going to wait for the movie…….

I sat down for lunch with Levi Johnston [Bristol’s ex-fiance] at a local brewpub in Anchorage. … Johnston told me he’s not surprised Palin is cashing in. “When she lost, I knew exactly what she was gonna do,” he says. “The whole time she was getting big-money offers for book and TV shows. I was like, All right, she’s gonna pick that up. It was just a matter of time before she quit.’ Johnston says he’s working on a memoir that would air the true story of the Palin household.”

Levi Johnston To Get Reality TV Show?

If Sarah can have one, I can too!

Frankly, it’s surprising it took this long. Levi Johnston is planning to pitch his very own Alaska-based reality show this week, according to Radar Online, a week after Sarah Palin’s TLC reality show was announced. Johnston has meetings scheduled starting Monday for the show — tentatively titled Levi Johnston’s Last Frontier — which will feature the young father hunting and hanging out with his friends in what is being described as “sort of an Entourage on ice.”

Just another reason to love my library card!

Levi Johnston Says Sarah Palin “Extremely Vindictive””

USA Today reports that as the custody battle for the son of Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin heats up the judge in the matter has ruled that the case will remain open to the public.

Levi Johnston was pleased that the ruling was made in his favor, and for one very obvious reason.

“I know that public scrutiny will simplify this matter and act as a check against anyone’s need to be overly vindictive, aggressive or malicious, not that Bristol would ever be that way, nor that I would,” Johnston writes in his affidavit, according to the Daily News. “But her mother is powerful, politically ambitious and has a reputation for being extremely vindictive.”

That and the fact rednecks like Sarah Palin are just loose cannons that need to be monitored.

No Full Monty For Levi Johnston In Playgirl

Will Sarah Palin still however call this photo shoot ‘porn’?

Levi Johnston posed for Playgirl, but he didn’t go the Full Monty.

Daniel Nardicio, a spokesman for Playgirl, confirmed Monday that the baby daddy of Sarah Palin’s only grandson left something to the imagination in his photo shoot last week.

“He did not give ‘full frontal’ as his manager Tank (Jones) reported he would,” Nardicio told the Daily News.

“We’re thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity,” Nardicio said.

Johnston was paid more than $100,000 for the shoot.

Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston Disagree About Sex In Alaska Governor’s Home

There is so much to discuss about the Sarah Palin book I am not sure where to start.  One of the nuggets thrown out by Palin who wishes to sound so moral is this claim.

Former Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin dropped a bombshell on Barbara Walters in an interview that will air next week on Good Morning America and 20/20.

In the conversation with Barbara Walters, Sarah Palin admits that she was unaware that her daughter Bristol was sexually active with Levi Johnston.

“Truthfully, we were devastated,” Palin reveals about learning that Bristol was pregnant while still in high school.

WOW!

That runs counter to the news from Levi Johnston that he shared a bed with Bristol Palin at Sarah’s Alaskan home even though the then governor probably knew they were having sex.

I’m pretty sure she probably knew,” says Johnston. “Moms are pretty smart.”

Sarah Palin Book Week Will Be Rough Ride, With Gaffes, Blunders, Republican Remorse

When famed political reporter and writer Teddy White was crafting books about ‘The Making Of The President’, he could never have imagined the following line being written for prime time.

(She goes easy on Levi Johnston, and Levi thinks he knows why: “She knows what I got on her. It’s a smart move on her part,” Johnston said Thursday, at the Fleshbot awards. Yes, it is what you think it is. You absolutely, positively, cannot make this stuff up.)

Times sure have changed, and the squirrels are coming home to roost.

With Sarah Palin’s book release, and the series of interviews and appearances she has scheduled for the coming week one thing is assured; this is going to be a rich treasure trove of gaffes, blunders, and Republican remorse.  Hang on, this is going to be a bumpy ride.

Get set: “The rollout for former Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s highly anticipated and score-settling memoir began Thursday with all the orchestrated stagecraft, wild accusations, inconvenient leaks and media fascination that characterized her campaign as Sen. John McCain’s running mate during the 2008 presidential race,” Jason Horowitz and Michael D. Shear write in The Washington Post.

The responses from former McCain aides are mostly anonymous — so far: “John McCain offered her the opportunity of a lifetime, and during the campaign it seems that, for all of her mistakes, she is searching for people to blame,” said one former senior official in the McCain campaign. “We don’t need to go through this again.”

This breaks some china — and is specific enough for dispute: “She says that most of her legal bills were generated defending what she called frivolous ethics complaints, but she reveals that about $50,000 was a bill she received to pay for the McCain campaign vetting her for the VP nod,” the AP’s Richard T. Pienciak writes. “She said when she asked the McCain campaign if it would help her financially, she was told McCain’s camp would have paid all the bills if he’d won; since he lost, the vetting legal bills were her responsibility.”

And, cue: “To my knowledge, the campaign did not receive any bill from Gov. Palin for legal expenses connected to her vetting, nor did the campaign ask her to pay any vetting-related expenses,” Trevor Potter, a lawyer for the McCain presidential campaign, told USA Today’s Kathy Kiely.

Video: Levi Johnston Feels Sarah Palin Used And Discarded Him