Might Sarah Palin Run For U.S. Senate In Arizona?

Has Sarah Palin down-scaled her political ambitions?  Wasn’t she promising America she could save us from President Obama? 

Asked if she can beat Obama, Palin tells Walters, “I believe so.”

So why the expensive house in Arizona, Sarah?  Is she sincere about the needs of America, or are just out to make big bucks in her boots and short skirts?  And what does Sarah Palin’s church think about her image?

At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 , 2008, Palin described how Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial bid. Did Sarah Palin wear her tight short skirt and big boots for the laying on of hands too?  Or did that Assembly of God thing get left behind when the idea to make lots of money conning Republicans take root?

So now Sarah Palin is rumored to be thinking about the U.S. Senate!  There must be a way for Sarah Palin to rake in some more cash from lonely, conservative middle-aged men in Arizona  who want to see her take the stage in black boots.  Stick a pole into the floor of the stage and I have a feeling Sarah Palin would be right at home.  She is out to make money!  Sarah Palin is using the Republican Party to do it, and there are enough silly conservatives who are falling for her game.

For months, rumors have circulated in Arizona political circles that the former Alaska governor and possible 2012 presidential contender either was shopping for homes in Scottsdale or had already bought one.

A just-closed deal on a secluded luxury home in far north Scottsdale might fit the bill, and talk has begun that this may be the one. It’s an 8,000-square-foot, dark-brown stucco home with a guard gate that can keep unwanted visitors away. It has six bedrooms, five bathrooms, a six-car garage, a swimming pool and spa, and a full basement with a home theater, billiards room and wine cellar.

Safari Investments LLC paid $1.695 million cash for the home in a deal that appears designed to cloak the identity of a high-profile buyer.

Palin has been rumored to be considering headquartering her 2012 White House campaign, if there is one, in Scottsdale. She also has been mentioned as a possible candidate for the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by the retiring Sen. Jon Kyl, R-Ariz.

Palin has made multiple visits to Arizona since the night in November 2008 when, at the Arizona Biltmore Resort & Spa, McCain conceded the presidential election to Democratic rival Barack Obama. Palin’s daughter, former “Dancing With the Stars” celebrity finalist Bristol Palin, last year purchased a five-bedroom house in Maricopa.  (All high school dropouts with a child out of wedlock buy 5-bedroom homes!)

Palin’s name started coming up in Arizona in March, when state Rep. Steve Farley, D-Tucson, repeated a rumor of a possible Palin bid for the U.S. Senate in his weekly newsletter to constituents. Farley told The Republic at the time that he heard the rumor from two Republican lobbyists whom he declined to name. The same week, a Politico blogger quoted an anonymous source as saying Palin might base a potential presidential campaign in Scottsdale.

Cover Design Revealed: Levi Johnston Has Fun With Book That Will Expose Sarah Palin

I thought at first the Onion had done the work for the cover of this book by Levi Johnston.  But when I searched Amazon and found this is for real.  This is not the way I would have approached the project, but then Levi is Levi.  Having said that I bet there will be pages in the book that will make Sarah Palin squirm right out of her tramp-like boots.

Here’s the cover to Levi Johnston’s new book, “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs.” You can pre-order the book on Amazon, which describes the literary masterpiece as this:

“Levi Johnston sets out to clear his name, shed light on the Palins, and take us all up to Wasilla to see what it is like to grow up in Alaska.”

Bristol Palin Causes Man To Fire Rifle At Television Set

We all know that Bristol Palin is not a good dancer, and has only been allowed to stay on the ABC show “Dancing With The Stars” due to lop-sided voting from Sarah Palin fans.

Well one man in Wisconsin had enough.

With too much beer, a loaded weapon nearby, and too little common sense he sent a round into his television set. 

Readers should be reminded that I have lamented heavy reliance on alcohol in Wisconsin, too lax of regulations concerning guns, and the danger of the Palins to society.  I have done my best to ward off such scenes from ever taking place.

Allegedly set off by Bristol Palin’s appearance on “Dancing with the Stars,” a rural Black Earth man kept police at bay outside his home for 15 hours Monday and Tuesday before he surrendered to police.

Steven N. Cowan, 66, railed at the television as the daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin appeared on the ABC program, his wife told police Monday after she fled from the town of Vermont house, according to a criminal complaint filed in Dane County Circuit Court.

Cowan had also been under stress because of a financial situation and was receiving care for a mental health problem, the complaint states. Cowan’s wife, Janice, told police that her husband had been drinking, but she did not think he was intoxicated.